When this scene opens, 71-year-old Christina Starr is wearing short shorts and a tight top.

“I’m having such crazy fantasies,” she tells us. “Thinking about younger men. I need a younger man. I’m 71, but there are a lot of younger guys who are totally into older women, so I think it’s possible. I need to find that man. I need to find a stud. Someone really hot and huge. The bigger the better. He’d have no idea the woman he’d be having.”

He would if he saw this video. Christina takes off her top and tells us what she would want him to do with her. Then she takes off her panties (giving them a little sniff), lies back and spreads her hairy pussy, showing us how pink a 70something can still be.

Christina is married. She was born in New Orleans and lives in Dallas. She’s a mother and a grandmother.

“My kids and grandkids are amazing,” she said. “Just ask me.”

Well, we would, but in all honesty, we’re more interested in other things about Christina.

For example, her wildest swinging experience: “At a clothing-optional resort,” she said. “Sitting by the tub, and a guy comes over and fingers me. I squirt and two more line up. And at a swingers resort in Orlando, I fucked three guys back-to-back.”

Wildest sexual encounter: “I walked into a bar and a young guy passed by me and asked if I wanted to get out of there. I turned and left with him.”

Masturbation: “I pleasure myself several times a week. If I go too long, I dream and cum in my sleep, which is also very nice.”

Sweet dreams!